Top 10

Because I'm in the mood for lists, I thought I'd post my friend's list that he sent me. It's all in honor of my cat bite, which has healed quite nicely, if I do say so myself. Maybe you have to know Steve (the author of this list) to see the humour in this list, but it made me laugh outloud!

Top 10 Reasons to stay AWAY from your neighbor's cat.

10. The locals call him a Dinka name which directly translated, means "Psycho lioness"

9. You notice that he only licks his lips when he is looking at you.

8. You find him in the TV room late at night watching Jackie Chan movies and practicing his "moves".

7. Two words: Ra - bies !

6. You start believing the locals when they say that cat tastes like chicken.

5. The neighbor keeps coming to look for his cat while you are in the shower.

4. There is no number 4, the writer has gone for a ride on her broom.

3. You wake up wearing a tight-black leather suit, pretending to be Halle Berry

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1. At Sunday evening fellowship you start rubbing your head up against the shoulder of the guy next to you while meowing and looking longingly at his mandaze!